Tough Crowd
If Mona Lisa would have had this pizza, her smile would’ve been more impressive. So…it was still raining on day three of our trip but I didn’t care. I was in a great mood because we were going to the...
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“Helga, I’m not mad at you, I’m mad at the dirt.”- Joan Crawford So…I am well aware that I have a freakin’ weird way of looking at things but hopefully the story I’m about to elaborate on will help you...
View ArticleMy Smile Still Stays On
Does this look like someone who’s completely disappointed? Give me an Oscar already. So…Harry’s cousin, Matt, is back from the Army, and after two and a half years, I got to see my pals again!...
View ArticleThanks Ira
So…I’ve been busy writing, clearly not in here. I started at the UCLA Professional Program for Screenwriting. On the first day of class everyone in my group introduced themselves. The people who had...
View ArticleHere I Go Again
I’m in my rage period. So…I started dating someone. Hey, I was fine in my self-induced Fortress of Solitude, slowly making my way towards Cat Ladydom. This wasn’t something I planned on, I was pretty...
View ArticleI’ve Gotta Be Me
So…apparently my last post really resonated because I got a LOT of private messages from people who read it and the feedback ran the gamete in extremes. My Dad still thinks I have zero gaydar and...
View ArticleThis Ain’t My First Time At The Rodeo
Clearly, this is the bane of my existence. So much for my momentary respite from dealing with the epidemic of asshole guys in my life. I turned around from writing about my last foray into dating, just...
View ArticleJust reach out and read me: 2012 in review
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for my blog. I am pleased to say that one of the main keywords searched that lead to my blog was: Teddy Roosevelt Badass. That’s...
View ArticleWho Can It Be Now?
So…I starting using an online dating site ( my Grandma thinks the name is “It’s OK to be Stupid”) to help me meet someone before I give up on life, adopt 38 cats and begin wearing only Muumuus. I...
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If you think this is directed at you…it is. So…stupid ass Facebook updates. I’ve been wanting to write about this topic for a long time, but apparently I wasn’t annoyed enough to do so. I know what...
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